Me: So how do you feel about lesbians?
Me: The Bible only says "Man shall not lie with man". It says nothing about woman lying with woman. God's totally cool with lesbians.
Friend: But it's still a sin.
Me: But the Bible, which is the only reason you're not okay with gay men, is perfectly fine with lesbians.
Friend: Yeah, but if you look at the general message of the Bible--
Me: You mean the part about loving and respecting everyone? Yeah, that sounds really anti-gay to me.
Me: You have nothing.